You Porn (not “uporn”, but pronounced as “u porn”)! I’m not a picky porn fanatic. Yeah, I can get down with some crazy shit. Watching some 10/10 cumslut get tied up and placed on a Sybian until she’s dazed, drooling, and dumb always gets my dick rock hard. I’m also just as happy kicking back and jerking off to a couple of hot lesbians making out and scissoring. But I don’t need any single site dedicated to just that shit. Those sites usually cost money and get way too insane for my tastes.
Ropes are one thing, but when you start bringing out metal sounding rods and chastity cages, then I’ve got to duck the fuck out of there. And the good jack-of-all-faps porn sites usually lack in quality. You get stuck with the free, bottom of the barrel bullshit that only hormone-crazed teenagers jerk off to. But I’ve made it a point to find a good porn site with a little bit of everything, and I think I may have hit the jackpot on this one.
They are basically a household name at this point, but I’ll still give your ignorant ass the rundown. Youporn.com is a completely free porn tube site that boasts high-quality videos and free downloads for registered users. These sexperts have been building up their repertoire of raunchy, risque videos since the end of 2005. With right around 15 years of experience, you can expect only the best content on here. Are you standing? Probably not. You’re likely sitting down and getting warmed up as we speak. But, yeah, still, get a load of this shit. This site brings in over 400 million site views every month. No not 4. Not 40. 400 motherfucking million.
Excellent Site Design and Organization
I haven’t seen many other sites with such a cohesive, sleek, and sexy design. Pink and black. Simple, but that’s all you need. Note that this is one of those sites that will lightly scold you if you use Adblock, but that’s not a big deal. It’s like when that submissive slut you’ve been banging tries her hand at switching roles. Yeah, they say they’re going to make you their bitch, but you know they aren’t going to back that up. Even without it, you don’t have to deal with that many redirects or anything. Just your regular sort of ad experience.
This site is part of Pornhub’s network, so you can browse through all of those sites at the very top of the site. Below that there’s a header with options for “Videos, Categories, Live Sex, Premium HD, Live Cams, Channels, and Pornstars.” You can also make a free account or upload videos. I definitely recommend signing up for an account. Without paying a dime, you get to stream and download videos in up to 720p quality. Fuck yeah. There is a premium subscription option that nets you 1080p videos and quite a few other site perks that only runs you 9.99 a month.
Video Recommendations Based on Your Browsing Habits
The rest of the homepage has recommended porn videos based on your browsing habits, recommended categories, hot videos in your country, a section for everything uploaded that day, and a small list of porn collections with long video playlists. All of this is fucking great. The recommended shit is a nice touch. If I’m browsing a lot of videos with petite babes getting held in the air and fucked, then that’s exactly what I want to see more of.
Man, this site is organized better than any other site I’ve been to. The categories page is a prime example of that. You can break the content down by your standard filter options like “Anal, Creampies, Teen, Ebony, and MILF.” You know, the basics. There are also the standard pages that let you sort everything by your favorite pornstar or porn studio. Both of those pages are great and work like you would think. The pornstar page has full bio details and lists all of that sluts videos, while the channels page does the same thing but with studios.
Incredibly In-Depth Filter Options Get you Videos Practically Meant for You
But this site goes the extra mile. It’s like getting with some bitch who loves sucking dick. Not only are you getting some quality head, but she is deepthroating that shit like crazy. Same here. You can then organize the content based on what sort of focus you want the porn to have. Like story, action, stars, and details. And each one of these options will bring you to another box of further categories. It’s insane. Every single subcategory has thousands of videos, so you’ll never get stuck with some niche that barely has any content.
Finally, a porn tube site that gets the previews right. I swear, these sites are always missing some sort of important thing there. It’s not that fucking hard. Here you get HD animated previews that give you 5-10 juicy seconds from the video, a full title with the pornstar’s name in it, a rating, number of views, HD tag, and video length. You can even build up your own playlist without even having to watch the video. Just hit the 3 dots in the top right and add it to your favorites or a collection to watch later.
Once you find the perfect video, just click on the thumbnail to get the full experience. You get a huge video player, list of tags up top, download options below, and toggles for video quality. And this site wasn’t lying. You can stream and download videos in 720p for free. It’s like I was right there eating out Veronica Vain’s tight pussy myself. I can’t ask for much more than that. The videos play smoothly without much, if any, buffering. Hell, there weren’t any mid or pre-roll ads for me. If you need some more videos to beat your meat to, then scroll down and look at the lists for related and recommended videos. You’ll find some really good shit there.
Take your Free HD Porn on the Go with YouPorn.com’s Awesome Mobile Site
But is the mobile site good? Of course, it fucking is. You think they aren’t going to have that shit down with over 400 million people coming to the site every month. It’s fucking great. Big ass previews, mobile downloads, and all of the same shit that I’ve been raving about this entire review. Everything works just the same as the desktop site. No bugs, no buffering, and no stupid design choices.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
My favorite feature about Youporn.com is that you get to stream and download HD videos without having to pay at all. Not many sites give you that kind of access with a free membership. That’s usually the kind of feature that you have to pay a premium cost for. I also think the general site design and organization is worth giving some praise to. It’s easier to find content on here than just about any other porn site I’ve had the pleasure of using. You get so many filter options and categories that it’s like they’re helping you find the porn videos made just for you.
Fuck, It’s not too often that I’m left at a loss for words. Only a few times in my life has that happened. One time it was when some skinny chick with K cup sized tits walked into the room. This is one of those times. I’ve got nothing. No suggestions. The site is fucking amazing. Use it. Abuse it. Fap to it. Whatever the fuck you want to do. I’ve got no snide remarks to make this time around.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
If you haven’t already guessed, I like Youporn.com quite a bit. It’s got everything. HD videos? Check. Free downloads? Double-check. The site layout and organization is next level. There’s porn here from the best pornstars in the world. You don’t have to pay a dime to download or stream kinky 720p videos. The list goes on. I’ve talked about all this good shit enough already. It’s time for you to go and experience it. Go over to Youporn.com (often misspelled as “u porn”, “youpron”, “youporno”, “youpirn”, “youprn”, “yporn” and “youpoen”) and become one of the 400 million fucks jerking their dicks to the incredible content. After all, 400 million people can’t all be wrong, right?