Got Any Nudes? That’s more of a rhetorical question because I have a feeling that you already have a massive and growing stash of naked ladies on your laptop or phone. This is the internet, after all. The thing is, there’s no upper limit to the number of nudes a person or a pervert can collect, so I bet you’re craving more even if your library is already a million photos deep. That’s pretty much the story of my life and why I started ThePornDude. Well, today, we’ll be checking out yet another source of undressed women to shake your dick at. And going by the numbers, with five million visitors last month, I’m guessing this next website has plenty to be excited about.
GotAnyNudes.com was registered at the tail end of 2020, and they’ve since built a following of eager deviates and general masturbators. The site collects social media porn leaks featuring the girls of OnlyFans, Twitch, TikTok, and YouTube. The new amateur porn format has really blown the fuck up over the last couple of years, and these guys have managed to ride the wave by getting in on the game early and continuing to serve up internet sluts galore. Can you blame a guy for blowing the entire morning and a box of tissues perusing the joint? Well, now that I’ve cleaned up all the sperm, I guess it’s time to write up the review.
Who’s Got Nudes? They’ve Got Nudes!
As a professional masturbator and smut reviewer, I’m still a bit blown away by the sea change in the world of porn. Before the pandemic began, I saw an endless stream of new video tubes popping up on the internet, with requests for still more tube reviews filling up my DMs day and night. Nowadays, those review requests are just as likely to be OnlyFans leaks sites as they are random porn tubes. The shift in format has been absolutely unprecedented.
Of course, as with the porn tubes that preceded them, leak sites aren’t all created equal. The shitty ones never get a mention here unless they’re awful enough to be noteworthy, but my whole goal has always been to help perverts find the very best of what they’re looking for. The traffic alone told me GotAnyNudes would be a contender, and my initial impressions were good. Loading up the website, I saw a clean, blog-style presentation without any spam slipping through my adblocker.
Just as important as the pretty layout was all the pretty girls, of which there were in abundance. The whole place is jam-packed full of sexy Insta-thots, social media sluts, and homebrew pornstars. The newest updates feature girls with names like Lilmochidoll, STPeach, Runabutt, and Alyssahulsey flashing their tits, fingering themselves, and sucking cock out on the front page.
The world of social media porn is so quickly advancing that I always find new girls to beat off to when I look at a leaks site similar to Got Any Nudes. Within minutes of landing on the front page, I’ve got new porn crushes on the exotic Stormi Maya, the freaky Catziilla, and the voluptuous Oliviamaebae. I also quickly spot a ton of the more famous internet attention whores, like Trisha Paytas, Alinity, and Amouranth.
And, of course, Belle Delphine makes an appearance. And then another one. And then again, and again, and again. No shit, GotAnyNudes.com has nearly fifty updates featuring the pixy-faced slut playing with herself, getting tied up, fucking her boyfriend, and making goofy ahegao faces while showing off her feet. Love her or hate her; she’s a goddamn poster child for the church of internet celebrity. Admit it: even you haters have cranked off to Belle a time or two. And if you haven’t yet, well, there are plenty of opportunities here.
Fifteen Minutes in Everyone’s Fap Fantasies
Andy Warhol famously quipped that everyone would be world-famous for 15 minutes in the future. The dude died in 1987, though, years before the internet took off and decades before the rise of social media porn. So is it still just fifteen minutes? I feel like it’s got to be a longer time now because I’ve been cranking it to this chick Littlespoonz for the last half hour or so. I would have kept going, but GotAnyNudes only had a couple of her video leaks.
One of those videos did come with a nice little gallery of naked photos, though, answering the question, “Got Any Nudes?” The photo sections on so many free tubes and premium paysites are just throwaways, meant to boost content numbers than for actual masturbatory use. The whole social porn format has come with a revival of still nude photography, and GotAnyNudes is along for the ride. I love how so many videos are bundled with galleries so that you can get multiple looks at the same babes. If you think she looks good fingering herself in a Super Mario cap, you wait until you see her with a butt plug in a sailor outfit.
I tried to figure out precisely how many videos and photo galleries GotAnyNudes has amassed so far. But it’s a lot harder to count them up with the endless-scroll presentation they’ve got in place. Trying to reach the bottom just loaded more and more naked Asians, slutty cosplayers, teen exhibitionists, and even traditional pornstars getting in on the new amateur format. So as far as numbers go, the only thing I can say with any certainty is that Got Any Nudes has thousands of nude photo and video leaks.
It’s an impressive collection, and it’s getting fatter by the day. Today, they’ve added an Asian chick getting fucked on a train and a blonde masturbating in a car. Yesterday, it was a black-haired chick deepthroating a cock, a thicc MILF spreading her ass cheeks, a blonde cutie with elf ears playing with a butt plug, and an OnlyFans leak of Alinity rubbing her tits and pussy in the shower. There’s a handful of fresh leaks hitting the website almost every day. So if you like your fap fodder fresh, there’s plenty to be had here.
All the Freaky Shit You Fuck With
The rise of social media porn has brought certain fetishes and smutty subgenres into the spotlight. Remember how rare cosplay material was a decade ago? It’s steadily increased in popularity over the years, and now it seems like almost every OnlyFans girl owns a few funny wigs, sailor suits, and gender-swapped video game costumes. Likewise, subgenres like JOI and ASMR were rarities before social media porn took off. Niches like this weren’t popular enough for the big studios to fuck with, but the smaller profit margins work out just fine for models making videos at home with their webcams.
You’ll find that diversity of perversion on Got Any Nudes, where there’s a nice, wide variety of different XXX content niches. Anything I typed into the search bar brought back results, from BBW to Bondage to Feet to Anal to MILF. If I have one complaint about the overall setup of the site, it’s that there’s no central Tags index where you can peruse the different subgenres and fetishes. It’s easy enough to find what you want with the search function, but browsable menus are a great way to find shit you didn’t know you were into.
I typed “thicc” into the GotAnyNudes.com search bar and pulled up a bunch of leaks from big-assed, huge-boobed, meaty-thighed babes showing off their bodies. An OnlyFans leak of Jen Brett immediately caught my eye, so I clicked through to the full version. The video is only two minutes and thirty seconds long, featuring Jen bouncing her delicious ass on a dildo, but it’s incredible. She’s also got another half dozen updates on the site, so I will wrap up this review and enjoy them with both hands.
Social media porn is one of the best things to happen to the internet in years, but it isn’t always clear where to go to find the best stuff; it’s scattered all over the different social media sites and apps, many of which end up costing you a whole hell of a lot of money. GotAnyNudes.com takes a lot of the guesswork and the price out of the question, letting you skip right to the masturbation part of your porno enjoyment. So if you’re still reading this, perhaps it’s time to find your bottle of lube.