EvilX is one of those porn sites that doesn’t really give away much in the title. When I first saw the link, I kind of assumed the shelves would be stocked full of goth girls, dominatrixes or those demonic succubus whores I see on the hentai sites. It turns out it isn’t any of those, but I can’t say I was the least bit disappointed by what I actually found inside.
EvilX.su might not give away anything in the name, but the site is giving away a shitload of OnlyFans content, Patreon packs, and amateur porn from the current crop of social media sluts. It’s a fairly new site, but hey, it’s a fairly new genre. New or not, they’ve already managed to catch the attention of around 8,000 horny visitors a day, so they must be doing something right.
No Streaming? What Gives?
The very first thing I notice about Evil X is that it’s not like most free porn sites. Whereas the free video tube has largely become one of the golden standards for aspiring online smut peddlers, I was greeted here not by the usual wall of porn thumbnails, but a blog-style layout full of names and little photos of pretty girls with their tits out. Clicking a couple of links confirmed my hunch.
If you’re looking for free and instant gratification from your favorite Internet chicks, head back to my big list of Free OnlyFans Porn Sites. There are very few embedded videos to watch here, the focus almost exclusively on download links. In some sense, that makes EvilX a good compliment to some of those free tubes that let you stream movies but can’t download anything. If you see something you like on one of those, you can come back here and save it forever.
As far as the presentation goes, it’s super fucking simple but effective. Every post title gives you a babe’s name or online handle, the source of the content, and where the download is hosted. They’re typically on file lockers like Mega.NZ, but there are also a ton of files hosted on Google Drive and a fair number on Dropbox, too. There’s one thumbnail per post and that’s literally it. Click through to the full post and all you get is that coveted download link.
In typical blog fashion, there’s a bit of metadata scattered around the posts that give you a sense of how big, popular and rapidly growing the site is. Even the very newest posts, added literally hours ago, already have thousands of views. You can also see when the posts were added, and holy shit, these guys aren’t fucking around and half-assing it. New videos are being posted every day, so you’re likely to see new content every time you visit.
Drawbacks and Advantages to the Setup
Just based on my description of the setup, I bet you’re already starting to see some of the obvious drawbacks and advantages. The biggest drawback, obviously, is the fact that I can’t watch anything right now. Of course, the biggest advantage is that you can download these movies to keep forever as part of your personal spank bank. OnlyFans won’t even let you download the shit you paid for, going out of their way to break all the third-party apps designed to let you do so. At Evil X, downloading is the whole point, and it doesn’t cost a thing.
This brings us to the downloads themselves. As mentioned, they’re typically hosted on file lockers like Mega. If you’re a fan of free downloadable porn, I’m sure you’ve already fucked with these sites before and already know where I’m going with this: those file lockers come with their own set of problems.
I haven’t seen any spam yet during my visit to EvilX, but you’re probably going to see some when you start following links through the file lockers. That’s how those services make money, so it’s pretty much expected. You’re also going to run into the issue of throttled downloads for free users. When you can find Google Drive and Dropbox links on Evil X, those are probably going to be your most convenient, least spammy options for grabbing up those leaks.
Once you get past the usual obstacles of file-locker videos, you’ll start seeing the bigger advantages of EvilX.su’s download-only format. For one thing, some of these videos are absolutely fucking massive. Earlier today, they added a 48-gig OnlyFans pack with dozens of big-name attention whores like Bella Thorne, Belle Delhpine and Amouranth. Christ on a goddamn cracker, that pack alone is bigger than the full libraries at some of the paysites I review.
Hot Sluts Straight from the Internet
Belle and Bella ain’t the only big-name, big-titty Internet chicks I see slutting it up in the EvilX archives. In fact, this place is crawling with the web’s hottest social media babes and OnlyFans sluts
. Adria Rae was in the most recent OnlyFans videos to hit the site, and there are also new arrivals from Savannah Bond, Pheebe Hewitt, Elizabeth Ann and OfficialAnnaLouise.
There’s, unfortunately, no master list of babes on Evil X, but the search bar will work just fine if you’ve got a particular girl in mind. What that search bar won’t help you find are your particular kinks and fetishes, styles of porn, body types, or ethnicities. Their raw, stripped-down format didn’t make any room for the usual set of tags most porn sites use to catalog their stash. That’s going to make it a lot harder to find ASMR vids, JOI movies or even cosplay footjob videos without knowing the names of a few girls who already make those kinds of movies.
Instead, EvilX.su breaks their collection down into a small handful of very broad categories, accessible via the header. As you might imagine, there’s a fair amount of overlap between the categories.
There is a small list of more specific categories in the right sidebar of the page. It feels almost like an afterthought, and I had a little trouble even scrolling my mouse down to it. Genres include standards like Asian, Amateur and Teen, but it’s obvious from the small numbers listed that most of EvilX’s collection isn’t indexed. These are just the videos with the actual keywords as part of the post title, not tagged content.
A Few Vids for Now, Lots for Later
Ultimately, the lack of tags is one of the site’s biggest problems. They’ve got a huge, sprawling collection of videos, but without some basic organization, it’s really fucking hard to find something to beat off to in a pinch. It feels like it was built with the porn file collector in mind, not the guy currently surfing the Internet with his pants down and lube dripping down his leg, scaring off the other Starbucks customers.
If you do need something to beat off to right now, hit the Videos link at the top of Evil X. They’ve only got a couple of dozen embedded videos available, but hey, it’s better than nothing. They’re mostly public sex clips, which is interesting since the rest of the site focuses mainly on OnlyFans chicks. It’s been a couple of weeks since the last watchable video was added to the site, so I wouldn’t really hold my breath waiting for the next one. I’m pretty sure that’s how Michael Hutchence, David Carradine and Chris Cornell died.
EvilX.su’s worth a look if you’ve already got a few favorite OnlyFans, Patreon or Instagram girls rolled into your regular masturbatory routine, and you prefer to download your porn rather than stream it. It’s not very useful for casual masturbation if you’re trying to jerk off right now, but they’ve got enough links to fill up all those external hard drives you bought for the end times. Try their search bar and see what kind of content they’ve got from those social media babes you’re always fantasizing about.