Xbree

The internet gets bigger every day, and despite my years of sincere effort, I still have not cataloged all of the sources of carnal entertainment on the web. But, hey, I love it, and I am sure that you do too, so without an unnecessarily long intro, I’ll get into my review of xBree.net.

Well, The Design Is Uninspired, Honestly

The color scheme of this website and how various elements are presented are not the most inspired. The background is a dark grey, and there’s nothing much to say about the logo or the video interface.

On the other hand, this website is not hugely ugly to look at with two exceptions, one of which I’ll get in the next two sections and one I’ll touch on now. Do not bother using the menu. All but one of the links take you to different random sites, though one of them is mine, so I am not too mad at that.

This Is A Decent Place To Find Pinoy Amateur Action

One way in which this site certainly does not disappoint is that there are an incredible number of videos totaling more than 6,200 vids. Most of them aren’t too long, around five minutes on average. However, it is remarkable that it looks like most, if not all, of them are amateur videos that seem to be unique to the platform. And as is typical when it comes to porn featuring ‘real’ people, the selection in terms of genres of genital grinding is decently diverse.

And if you prefer porn of the amateur and Pinoy variety, you will certainly be saying “napakagandang porn!”

As expected, there is no cost to join or even a requirement to have an account to see the carnal content. You can also submit your own videos with an account, but if you do, understand that all videos can be downloaded for free. Naturally, you won’t be compensated for anything. However, if it turns out someone has stolen your smut, you can file a complaint that I assume xBree will honor.

The Advert Problem Here Is Very Real, Though

Banal na tae! The number of commercial elements is not an issue on this website – at least at first glance. Sometimes when you are on a page, an underbar advert will occur, but that’s surprisingly rare. There’s only one obvious spam link (PinayFlix.tv) that features prominently on the homepage.

However, the problem is when you try to click out of the occasional adverts, or really anywhere on a given page. This is one of those porn platforms that will take you down a rabbit hole of popups when you click on any damn part of an xBree webpage. You’ll also have to be careful of which tab you want to exit out of because sometimes a new one will actually be the page you want to navigate. Further, there are a shit ton of banners on video pages.

Weirdly, sometimes a popup will close on its own, which seems convenient but might indicate how unstable this platform is.

The Chat Feature Is Fascinatingly Active

While you cannot comment on videos (and honestly, there really isn’t a point), xBree does have a relatively active chat feature. It is not something terribly unique or anything, but the chats are a little engaging. Seeing as most of the users are from the Philippines and the surrounding region, activity levels fluctuate based on the time zones of that part of the world. Also, it’ll probably be a good idea if you know the language, and if you do, this is a decent onsite distraction.

This is What I Would Like To See Changed

Besides fixing the goddamn popup problem, there are a few other things I would like to see that should be easy fixes. First, I would add some color to the design, both when adding more shades in the design and switching up the way links and thumbnails are presented. At this point, like PornHub, hovering your cursor over a thumbnail should always give you a mini-preview for every video.

Furthermore, I do not know why smaller tubes don’t do this, but they should also be expected to host a section of pictures, GIFs, and other forms of media such as maybe a platform for publishing erotic text like a sexy short story page or a forum. Or something like that, right?

Of course, all of the problems and lack of features apply to how this site renders on different devices. But I suppose that is to be expected at this point. While you apparently can donate to this platform via a link in the menu. I would not bother doing so until at least a few of my suggested improvements were made.

My Feelings About This Fap Platform Are All Over Here And There

Well, this website is a little basic and does not have all that much to offer other than the minimum. But I guess that simplicity can be a good thing if you are trying to find a platform packed with porn and get off quickly. If you are into Southeast Asian erotica, this is a (semi) convenient enough site.

As they say, there is a lid for every pot; every (wo)man has their taste; a big spoon for every…teaspoon? I think you all know the adage that I am channeling here, so perhaps you might like this site or not, but for best results, I would get a beastly ad-blocking program and install it into your browser of choice. Of course, you might also want to beef up your anti-malware software as well.

When I balance out all of the free and apparently exclusive amateur porn with what annoys me or should be improved – if you put into practice my easy-to-do advice – I suppose that this should be a three-hand site.