Weeb Party

Somebody asked if I’d seen Weeb Party yet, and I immediately asked, “Oh, you mean Reddit?” Turns out the site they were talking about is quite a bit younger than the world’s most popular super forum, but it’s probably got an even higher ratio of otaku neckbeards humping waifu pillows than Reddit. That’s really saying something, ain’t it? Your mom said you’d never make any friends if you didn’t find some normal interests, but look, here’s a whole website made just for pervs like you.

Launched about a month ago, Weeb.Party is just straight-up giving away free hentai by the boatload. Free collections of adult manga ain’t anything new on the internet, but this Party’s already getting a fair amount of traffic. That doesn’t happen by magic, especially on a site this new, which tells me there just might be something worth busting out the lube for in there. Of course, there’s only one way to be sure, and it involves this silicone schoolgirl anal onahole I just got shipped from Japan. Let’s see how it goes.

Get Ready to Party, Weebs!

The Weeb Party link slid into my DMs this morning and I clicked it without much thought. The “Weeb” in the title is a strong clue what kind of smut they’re peddling, since I throw the term around whenever I’m reviewing hentai. Sure, there are self-described weeaboos out there who are more concerned with sushi, Gundam model kits and mall-ninja katanas than they are with big-eyed, big-boobed, naked anime girls, but those wholesome nerds ain’t messaging a guy whose legal name is ThePornDude. I knew what I was in for even before I clicked the link.

When I got there, I initially thought the site was a hentai torrent directory. There’s a row of futanari sluts, topless manga MILFs and tentacle rape victims at the top of the screen, but most of the front page is a text-based list of Recent and Trending Hentai. The overall presentation is very similar to what you’ll find on a torrent site, with category icons, user ratings and a handful of tags for each post.

The big giveaway that this is an image site and not a torrent directory is in those front-page listings. Instead of the number of seeders and leechers, they list the number of images per set. The very latest post is a 7-image gallery of Western-style porn comics, based on Marvel characters but with a lot more cock sucking. The post before that was a 500-pic gallery of women with overinflated breasts and butts.

Perusing the recent additions to Weeb Party gave me a stronger sense of what the site is all about. Some sites focus on professional looking hentai, others include homemade doujinshi and still others center their archives around Western-style pornographic artwork. These guys take a much more inclusive approach, so you’ll find it all: hentai, doujins, American adult comics, CG porn and even some clean manga.

I feel like the inclusion of the clean stuff makes this a real weeb party. Regular masturbators who dabble in the hand-drawn stuff don’t have much interest in seeing fully clothed anime girls posing in the sunshine, but the kind of obsessive virgins who line their basement lairs with anime statuettes might. If you worry about your mom or your boss walking in while you gawk at lines shaped like ladies, check out the posts with the Non-H tag. If you’re trying to jack off, try any of the other tags.

Parodies, Porno, and Hentai Perversion

Honestly, though, you don’t even really need to dig to notice all the different formats on Weeb.Party, because they lay them out with those colored icons out front. There’d red for Western, yellow for Doujinishi, blue for Artist CG, and so on and so forth. You get the picture.

In addition to the range of formats, they’ve got material with all kinds of scenarios, subcategories and fetishes. Looking at the latest shit on the front page, I see posts tagged with Big Ass, Schoolgirl Uniform, Prostate Massage, Futanari, Footjob and Bondage. Like any good hentai site, the tagging can get a bit weirder than it does on your typical vanilla tube where there’s nothing more hardcore than a cum-drenched bukkake orgy.

Other tags indicate what characters or which fictional universe you’ll be shaking your dick at. Weeb Party has a shit ton of unauthorized X-rated parodies of things a lot of you have been fapping to for years. Again without leaving the front page, I see pornographic versions of Iron Man, Final Fantasy XIV, Harley Quinn, Fate Grand Order and even Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

My curiosity got the best of me and I had to check out that Sonic post. It’s a 34-image gallery of Rouge the Bat from Sonic Prime, and she’s got huge boobs in every pic. In some, it’s the kind of cleavage that would get you kicked out of Denny’s, but other images are far more explicit. Frankly, it made me wish I was more into furry porn, but there’s plenty of other stuff to whack off to around here.

As I stared at the erotic flying mammal art in the same way I’d stare at a very sexy car crash, I noticed Weeb.Party has a Download button at the top of each gallery. That should theoretically make for easy downloads, at least when the feature is properly implemented. I couldn’t get it to work, though, even after turning off my adblocker. I assume this is just a new site kink that’ll be ironed out shortly, which ain’t uncommon on a site this young. In the meantime, just use a third-party image downloader plugin if you’re a collector.

Reading Hentai on Public Transport

Weeb Party rolls with an endless scroll presentation, where more content keeps loading on the same page as you keep scrolling. It makes it difficult to get a full, accurate count of the posts in the library. I’d bet money there are already thousands of posts in the stash, though, and the number is going to rise fast. I base this on the age of the site, and the current rate of uploads.

They’re adding dozens of posts to the collection every day. As I type this up, the last five hours have been pretty fucking productive, with dick-riding bimbos, naked gamer girls, lesbian wrestling, succubus bitches and a couple big-ass group scenes. Oh, and some SFW shit filed under Non-H for the prudes who don’t like seeing naked jugs.

I checked out a new 30-page doujin called Kanojo no Oshigoto. While I can’t speak Japanese, I do speak the universal language of filthy humping, of which there was plenty in this comic. The censorship is a little lighter than most hentai, with just a couple skinny lines drawn over the wieners. Honestly, it just looks like the guy has rubber bands on his dick, which is much better than manga where they cover up the junk completely.

For such a new site, Weeb.Party makes a solid impression. The collection is more than respectable for a site this young, and while the interface ain’t as flashy as some of the fancier sites out there, it’s efficient and convenient when it comes to delivering you to exactly the right masturbatory content for your mood.

I do have a couple very minor complaints. There’s that broken Download button, for one, which I think will be fixed soon. I did find a good flipside, though: when I turned my adblocker off, trying to make the downloads work, I found a surprising lack of spam on the site. That’s a real rarity on any kind of free site, let alone one specializing in explicit manga for grownups.

My other minor complaint is that Weeb.Party doesn’t currently have a Tags index. I love being able to peruse the weird and wonderful world of hentai kinks and fetishes, but that’s not currently an option here. I know they’re tagging the content well, so hopefully they roll out a nice menu soon.

Ultimately, I recommend giving Weeb.Party a shot if you’ve been looking for a new site to get your hentai fix. They’re an inclusive site with a nice range of material, a solid presentation, and minimal spam to get in your way while you’re just trying to rub one out on company time. I know what I’ll be doing with the rest of my day, assuming I don’t get kicked out of Starbucks again.