There’s more to life than blowjob movies and lesbian films. A well-rounded daily routine also includes jerking off to airtight orgies and cosplay girls spreading their buttholes. That’s just some of the perverted shit I see on the front page of PornoDep.
PornoDep.com is a new contender in the battleground for your free masturbatory time. The free tube wasn’t even registered until the very end of 2019, but has been picking up a fair amount of steam lately. I am The Porn Dude, so naturally, I’m going to check the motherfucker out.
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What’s in a name? More specifically, what’s PornoDep supposed to mean? My guess is that they wanted PornoDepot, but that’s already taken. Somebody’s parked on that domain without any porn to show for it. Fortunately, PornoDep is doing what they can, even if the name ain’t quite as catchy.
Call it a dep or a derp or even a dump, but this is a depot, indeed. If you’re looking for a large quantity of porn, this is a good place to find it. The front page is a veritable wall of interracial hookups, raw anal sex, and taboo scenes of sisters getting fucked. If you look around hard enough, there’s a good chance you’ll even find your mom here.
A couple of rows of popular categories, each represented by an explicit little image, break up the wall of video thumbnails. It seems PornoDep users ain’t so different than you or me. They like Babes and Amateurs, Anal and Asians. Big Cocks are big here, and the BDSM is bold.
Thumbnails have a bunch of info so you know exactly what you’re getting into. Typically, you’ll be getting into a nice, long, satisfying wank session. Almost all the newest scenes added to the site are full-length feature fucks running half an hour or so. I see a handful of shorter amateur clips, but long is standard here, in more ways than one.
I see a lot of recognizable faces, many of which are labeled right on the thumbnail. I appreciate porn tubes that do that. Better indexing of the starlets and sex acts make it easier to find the pervy shit you’re into. Right on the front page, I see some favorites like Ebony stunner Ana Foxxx, Latina goddess Ariana Marie, and the eternally cute Melissa Moore. I swear, I’ll never understand how Melissa can look so innocent while she’s on her knees with a dick down her throat.
Full-length smut with top-shelf sluts? Where the fuck did PornoDep get this shit? Well, most of the time it ain’t no mystery, as the sources are listed right there in front of the title. You fuckers looking for something really special and super cheap? Because this free tube is full of content from the big studios and popular paysites.
Where’d They Get All This Top Smut?
I feel like I need to get myself an eyepatch, a peg-leg, and maybe a parrot to ride on my shoulder. Either PornoDep has some unprecedented relationship with the big boys, or they’re posting this shit without permission. We can get into the whole “would you download a car” thing later; right now, I need to check out some of these dirty movies.
(If you are genuinely worried about it, PornoDep does have DMCA information linked in the footer on almost every page of the site. If that’s not enough to put your mind at ease, well, perhaps you’d feel better cranking it to one of the many premium porn sites on my list.)
Just looking at the newest shit uploaded to the site, I see half-hour flicks from TeenFidelity and forty-minute fuck movies from Naughty America. They’ve got Bella Rose doing incest for Family Strokes and Abigail Mac in an interracial threesome on Blacked. It’s no surprise that Melissa Moore scene I mentioned comes from TeamSkeet, because she doesn’t get fucked for pennies.
PornoDep even has a Sites page to go with their lists of Categories, Models, and Tags. It runs on for pages and pages, showing scenes from world-class smut purveyors like Brazzers, Tushy, Mofos, and BangBros. There’s free amateur smut from CzechAV and professional scenes from DDFNetwork. They’ve got Asian porn from JavHD and fetish perversion from Kink.
It’s an impressive collection, to say the least, and I haven’t even started watching movies yet. All of you indecisive motherfuckers who browse Netflix for hours are going to end up giving yourselves blue balls and aneurisms. I’m tempted to click something randomly, but you know what? I think I’ll go watch that Melissa Moore movie.
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The TeamSkeet flick starts playing as soon as I hit the Play button, with no pop-up ads or buffering to slow me down. I’ve got a spam blocker running, but so far the only ad I’ve seen at all is the unanimated sidebar graphic for amateur GF porn beside the video player.
I’m watching in the highest resolution, which maxes out here at 720p. The only other option is 480p, but honestly, how many choices do you need? I’d prefer to watch in 4k or even regular old 1080p, but shit, it’s a full-length premium scene and I didn’t have to bust out my credit card.
Melissa struts into the room, wearing just purple lingerie and high heels. I love the kind of shit pornstars wear while just hanging out around the house. I skipped ahead a few minutes, and the sweet-faced girl already has her mouth full of cock by the three-minute mark. She moves fast! So does the video player, which only made me wait about a second for buffering.
I watched for a few minutes, occasionally glancing around the screen, looking for a Download button. It’s not every day you find scenes like this for free, so I figured I’d save it. I was beginning to think PornoDep didn’t allow downloads, but then I saw the button next to the thumbs-up and thumbs-down button. The color could be brighter, or maybe I’m just going blind. Holy shit, they weren’t lying about the side effects of too much masturbation!
By the halfway point of the movie, Melissa is bouncing her pussy on the dude’s cock, putting on the kind of sexual show she’s known for. It’s shot gonzo-style by the stud, so we see what he sees. He sees Melissa from a beautiful angle that showcases her butthole. Yum!
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The scene ends with splooge all over Melissa’s cheek as she licks more spunk off her fingers. She giggles a bit as she starts putting her clothes on, and you get the sense she’s already ready to do it again. We can’t wait to watch, and with any luck, the scene will show up on PornoDep so you cheapskates can watch for free.
I clicked the thumbs-up icon because I liked the clip. I’m not sure the like/dislike feature is fully implemented yet, because it still looks like nobody has voted even after the site thanked me. On the other hand, the Most Popular shit on the front page has to be measured somehow. I’m guessing it’s the “unregistered” likes, because even the most popular videos hover at 0%.
A rose by any other name, though, right? Put the number zero or a fart icon beside the clip for all I care. This is good fucking smut, and it’s all free. I know, I know—you’re fucking heartbroken, aren’t you?
With my spam blocker running, PornoDep didn’t give me any shit. All I got was instant streaming and downloading access to a fuck-ton of premium porno movies from sites like Brazzers, TeamSkeet and Naughty America. Considering it didn’t cost me a goddamn cent, I feel like I got a pretty good deal.