7MMTV is solid proof that you don’t always have to come up with a clever or catchy title to get a whole hell of a lot of internet traffic. When the link first slid into my DMs, I had no fucking idea what it was going to be all about. Honestly, I had a feeling they were going to be selling tiny-ass TVs for sneaking a peek at a dirty movie on your lunch break. Everyone’s already got a video-capable phone in their pocket, though, so that business model would have been garbage decades ago. Fortunately, the actual website turned out to be something else entirely.
The motto beneath their simple logo says 7MMTV.tv is all about Free HD Porn Videos, but their focus is actually a lot tighter than that. Instead of just setting up another anything-goes sex tube full of paysite samples and amateur blowjobs, this whole library is devoted to free JAV (Japanese Adult Video) . These guys have been getting steadily more popular since the site launched, to the tune of around 20 million visitors last month. That’s impressive as fuck for any kind of website, whether we’re talking about wholesome family activities or the filthiest of pornography known to man. Naturally, I had to take a look and see what all those weeaboos were shaking their dingdongs at.
7MMTV: It’s Not a Tiny Television
As a professional masturbator and pornography reviewer, I can’t help noticing the little aesthetic touches different types of porn sites decorate their layouts with. For whatever reason, JAV sites tend to go with a simple design, usually just a basic logo atop a white-backgrounded presentation. Instead of the usual screengrabs and animated GIFs you find in the preview areas elsewhere, JAV sites tend to show off DVD-style video covers. You’ve got to zoom in to see the good stuff, but they try to lay out a bunch of perversion all over the back covers.
7MMTV.tv ain’t too different from your typical JAV site, hitting all the notes that I mentioned above. There are a couple notable enhancements compared to your average collection of Japanese smut, though. For one thing, those DVD covers become animated GIF previews if you hover your mouse over them; this is standard on Western porn tubes, but less common with JAV libraries. More importantly, I found videos represented by video screengrabs a little further down the front page.
Normally, I don’t get excited to see screengrab-style previews on a free tube. As I mentioned, that’s standard elsewhere. The thing about JAV, though, is that anything officially released in Japan is censored all to hell. Because of some vague and archaic laws, the pee-pees and cooters are always obscured by flesh-colored pixels. Some of the otaku neckbeards in the audience already understood the implications when I mentioned screengrabs: anything not officially released in Japan doesn’t need the DVD-style cover, nor does it need to have all the naughty bits edited out.
For some weird fucking reason, 7MMTV puts their Censored section at the very top of the front page, followed by the latest Uncensored material. It’s backwards if you ask me, but the good news is that they’ve got nearly 32,000 uncensored JAV videos in the collection. That’s enough of a stash that you never have to settle for the censored stuff if you’re a hardened masturbator used to the hardcore movies put out by American studios like Brazzers, Reality Kings, and my own PornDudeCasting. On the other hand, if you’re not put off by all that goddamn censorship, there’s even more on the menu to keep you fapping and happy.
How Much JAV You Looking For?
Compared to the average masturbator, how horny would you say you are? Have you ever tried to calculate how much you’ve spent on fap sleeves, lubes and dirty movies, or are you scared to do the math and found out just how much of your income you’ve blown on blowing loads into a sock? The reason I ask is because there’s a fucking lot of porn in the 7MMTV.tv collection. Counting everything, they’ve got over 144,000 Japanese Adult Videos. Sorry, folks, but you’re never going to crank your way through the whole thing if you’ve got a job. That puts the basement-dwelling virgin neckbeards at an advantage, though I pity their crusty and worn waifu pillows.
They divide the stash into three main sections. I’ve already mentioned the Uncensored aisle, with around 32,000 videos. Naturally, there’s also a Censored pile and it’s even bigger, with nearly 90,000 movies as of this writing. Since this is a JAV tube, most of those videos are full-length extravaganzas of Asian sex. Again, it’s going to be a real challenge to fap your way through the whole pile, but I do recommend you try if you think you’ve got the stamina and the necessary IV drip.
There’s also an Amateur section with 25,368 Japanese home movies. At least, that’s the idea. “Amateur” is a word that takes on all kinds of connotations in the world of porno, from bedroom-produced OnlyFans material to 20-second vertical iPhone blowjob clips to the more polished videos you find on casting sites and the like. As a connoisseur of video obscenity, I’d say the 7MMTV Amateur area has more in common with American reality porn than the truly homemade stuff. That’s not a criticism, but an observation on genre.
So what do I mean by that, exactly? Well, for starters the production values are typically professional in 7MMTV’s Amateur stash. Resolution is crisp, the girls are hot, and the movies have decent run times. One of the biggest tradeoffs is just that they don’t have the raw, unscripted enthusiasm you get from a legitimately homemade fuck flick. Since this is a Japanese site, most of the Amateur movies are censored just like the rest of the stash. (Which is itself another mark of a professionally produced video. A home pornographer would be way less likely to self-censor the very best parts.)
Who’s Ready for Uncensored Asian Porn?
Despite the censorship issue, JAV tends to offer a lot of kinky content compared to Western sites. This is, after all, the country that gave us bukkake and hentai. 7MMTV.tv has movies in a wide variety of subgenres and fetishes. Just looking at the front page, I quickly spot movies with big-titted MILFs, freaky schoolgirls, BDSM sluts, hardcore femdom and even some piss.
I couldn’t find the full 7MMTV list of Uncensored categories, but the Censored menu was easy to access via the corner menu. It’s actually relatively streamlined compared to other JAV sites, with just 244 categories like Adultery, Domination, Cosplay, Race Queen, Face Sitting and Breast Milk. Sometimes these menus are too unwieldy to browse, but this one’s definitely worth a look, if only to witness the very depths of depravity the site is willing to travel.
An Asian chick with a pretty face and huge tits caught my eye on the cover of JUFD-707 Addicted To Huge Cocks Her Colossal Tits And Pussy Are Hungering For Mega Sized Cocks For Deep Fucking Sex Yui Egashira, a simple and straightforward title if I ever heard one. Clicking through to the video page, I found a nice selection of screencaps, an embedded video player, and even a download link so fans can save their favorites.
The one disadvantage to the setup is that 7MMTV.tv doesn’t host anything themselves, instead using file locker services to get the job done. If you’ve seen sites like this before, you already understand the downsides. There will be wait times, and there’s a good chance you’ll see some spam along the way, too. Considering all the free, full-length Japanese Adult Videos on offer, most of you will find that to be a totally worthwhile trade.
Me? I just finished downloading the movie in question so I can watch it in my favorite player instead of the baked-in one on the website. Whether you go that route or just shake your dick directly at 7MMTV.tv, the site offers a huge and diverse collection of Japanese porno movies for the low, low price of nothing. It’s no surprise they’re getting as much traffic as they do, but it is kind of a surprise you’re still reading this. There’s fapping to do!